THIS SITE IS MEANT TO BE VIEWED IN 1920x1080 RESOLUTION ON A COMPUTER. it should work fine on other devices, but i can't guarantee that it won't look wonky and/or be hard to navigate.
this site contains swearing, mildly suggestive themes, flashing colors, intentionally bad web design, CRINGE!!!!! and is not suitable for children under the age of 13 (you shouldnt even be on the internet What are U doing little buddy). all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar

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